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#70677 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What does the fox say ? So many people are fu.cking stupid..

2016-01-12 15:50

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#70678 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What does the fox say ? So many people are fu.cking stupid..

2016-01-12 16:01:08

#70677: - Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What does the fox say ? So many people are fu.cking stupid.. 

 

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.

You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.

You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.

You are no longer beneath my contempt.

You are not as bad as people say - you are worse!

You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.

You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jaywalking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car

You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. 

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days.

You don't sweat much, for a fat girl.

You grow on people - like a wart!

You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!

You have a good weapon against muggers - your face!

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

You have a speech impediment ... your foot.

You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?

You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.

You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!

You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.

You say that you are always bright and early. Well OK, we know you are early.

You should be the poster child for birth control.

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.

You will never be able to live down to your reputation!

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.

Your family tree is good but you are the sap.

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.

Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night.

Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.

You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.

You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.

You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.

You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.

You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.

You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.

You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.

You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.

You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake!

You're so old you drove a chariot to school.

You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."

You're so small, you pose for trophies.

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

You're so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!

You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.

You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.

You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.

You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.

You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.

You're so ugly, when you walk into taco bell, EVERYONE runs for the border!

You're very smart. You have brain you never used.

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!